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[ouzel]

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[ouzel]

Not arguing with you there, but that way lies government surveillance and men in white vans. Just be careful okay?

It's never stopped you before.

[corby]

oh please like the men in white vans can do anything
ill pec their eyes out
u ever had twenty poudns of pissed off feathers and talons flying at u
its not fun
u go for the eyes and they wont do anything at all tbh

[ouzel]

Don't give them ideas; people are more creative than you'd think, when facing a new problem.

Besides you can only go for one pair of eyes at a time. Maybe two.

[corby]

if u saw ur friend gtetting his eyes clawed out by a giant bird
would u run or fight




actually dont answer that i know u and ud fight you weirdo

[ouzel]

Exactly.

And there are plenty of other weirdos just like me.

So humor me and be careful ok?

[corby]

yeah sure whatever
i still want popeyes tho
will u bring me some

[ouzel]

What if I just fried chicken and gave you some?

[corby]

if its drumsticks sure
no wings
like seriously who the fuck eats wings
what is even appealing about wings
it makes nos ense

[ouzel]

Some people have strong feelings about that kind of thing.

Drumsticks it is. See you in half an hour?

[corby]

half hour t is!!