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[corby]

im not gonna look a gift taco in the mouth
i made his day probably
now he has a story to tell his kids
im essentially immortal

[ouzel]

$0.05 taco
I guess that's one way of looking at it. Better than they think he's crazy, call the doctors, and he gets carted away.

[corby]

see!! silver linings
and all that jazz
it was a taco bell taco too
so like
good shit
you can't get those every day u know
peopel don't just drop that shit
they eat it
mauybe sometimes u can get like
a cheese
or a lettuc
but not an entire hting
next time im going for a gordita

[ouzel]

I'd say you should just go in there and order it yourself but that's a lot more people plus cameras. I don't want to see you on the news.

[corby]

id also have to spend my own mony too which
fuck that noise
its way more fun to suker people into buying that shit for me
do you think i can get someone to b uy me popeyes
ive been kind of weatning fried chicken

[ouzel]

Chicken strips, maybe, but I don't see anyone willing to give up wings even for a talking raven.

[corby]

no see thats why i pay them
people will do anyhthing if you pay them enough
thats just how the world works
popeyes has gotta be at least worth a dime right

[ouzel]

I feel like I'm going to open a newspaper and see you, in all your feathered glory.
Depends on how many wings you want, I guess.

[corby]

'uper smart raven cheats people out of money for food' sounds like a great headline tbh
man i dont want wings i want drumsticks
who eats wings
terhes no meat on them?????
if i wanted to pick at bons id just go thru the dumpster

[ouzel]

Not arguing with you there, but that way lies government surveillance and men in white vans. Just be careful okay?

It's never stopped you before.

[corby]

oh please like the men in white vans can do anything
ill pec their eyes out
u ever had twenty poudns of pissed off feathers and talons flying at u
its not fun
u go for the eyes and they wont do anything at all tbh

[ouzel]

Don't give them ideas; people are more creative than you'd think, when facing a new problem.

Besides you can only go for one pair of eyes at a time. Maybe two.

[corby]

if u saw ur friend gtetting his eyes clawed out by a giant bird
would u run or fight




actually dont answer that i know u and ud fight you weirdo

[ouzel]

Exactly.

And there are plenty of other weirdos just like me.

So humor me and be careful ok?

[corby]

yeah sure whatever
i still want popeyes tho
will u bring me some

[ouzel]

What if I just fried chicken and gave you some?

[corby]

if its drumsticks sure
no wings
like seriously who the fuck eats wings
what is even appealing about wings
it makes nos ense

[ouzel]

Some people have strong feelings about that kind of thing.

Drumsticks it is. See you in half an hour?

[corby]

half hour t is!!